{"id":172,"date":"2010-04-21T11:21:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/masiha1.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/21\/poems-written-by-wife-and-husband"},"modified":"2010-07-12T12:28:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T12:28:41","slug":"poems-written-by-wife-and-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/masiha.ir\/blog\/masiha\/172","title":{"rendered":"Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND"},"content":{"rendered":"
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WIFE<\/span>:<\/span><\/b>
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. <\/b>
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. <\/b>
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack<\/span>. <\/b><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/span>:<\/span><\/b>
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. <\/b>
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. <\/b>
He saw me in dark, he created light. <\/b>
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.\u00a0<\/b>
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WIFE<\/span>:<\/span><\/b>
Twinkle twinkle little star<\/b>
You should know what you are<\/b>
And once you know what you are<\/b>
Mental hospital is not so far.\u00a0<\/b>
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HUSBAND<\/span>:<\/span><\/b>
The rain makes all things beautiful. <\/b>
The grass and flowers too. <\/b>
If rain makes all things beautiful<\/b>
Why doesn’t it rain on you? <\/b><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

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WIFE<\/span>:<\/span><\/b>
Roses are red<\/span>; Violets are blue<\/b>
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. <\/b>
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too<\/b>
Not in cage <\/b><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n

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