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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
\u062d\u0633\u0627\u0628\u0631\u0633\u06cc \u0627\u062f\u0627\u0631\u06cc
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
\u0631\u06cc\u06cc\u0633 \u0628\u0627\u0647\u0648\u0634 + \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u0645\u0646\u062f \u0628\u0627\u0647\u0648\u0634 = \u0633\u0648\u062f
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
\u0631\u06cc\u06cc\u0633 \u0628\u0627\u0647\u0648\u0634 + \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u0645\u0646\u062f \u062e\u0646\u06af = \u062a\u0648\u0644\u06cc\u062f
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
\u0631\u06cc\u06cc\u0633 \u062e\u0646\u06af + \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u0645\u0646\u062f \u0628\u0627\u0647\u0648\u0634 = \u062a\u0631\u0641\u06cc\u0639
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
\u0631\u06cc\u06cc\u0633 \u062e\u0646\u06af + \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u0645\u0646\u062f \u062e\u0646\u06af = \u0627\u0636\u0627\u0641\u0647 \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u06cc
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SHOPPING MATHEMATICS
\u0631\u06cc\u0627\u0636\u06cc\u0627\u062a \u062e\u0631\u06cc\u062f \u06a9\u0631\u062f\u0646
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0628\u0627\u0628\u062a \u06cc\u06a9 \u06a9\u0627\u0644\u0627\u06cc 1 \u062f\u0644\u0627\u0631\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0646\u06cc\u0627\u0632 \u062f\u0627\u0631\u062f 2 \u062f\u0644\u0627\u0631 \u0645\u06cc \u067e\u0631\u062f\u0627\u0632\u062f
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0632\u0646 \u0628\u0627\u0628\u062a \u06cc\u06a9 \u06a9\u0627\u0644\u0627\u06cc 2 \u062f\u0644\u0627\u0631\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0646\u06cc\u0627\u0632 \u0646\u062f\u0627\u0631\u062f 1 \u062f\u0644\u0627\u0631 \u0645\u06cc \u067e\u0631\u062f\u0627\u0632\u062f
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0632\u0646 \u0646\u06af\u0631\u0627\u0646 \u0622\u06cc\u0646\u062f\u0647 \u0627\u0633\u062a \u062a\u0627 \u0632\u0645\u0627\u0646\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0634\u0648\u0647\u0631 \u06a9\u0646\u062f
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0647\u0631\u06af\u0632 \u0646\u06af\u0631\u0627\u0646 \u0622\u06cc\u0646\u062f\u0647 \u0646\u06cc\u0633\u062a \u062a\u0627 \u0632\u0645\u0627\u0646\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0632\u0646 \u0628\u06af\u06cc\u0631\u062f
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0645\u0648\u0641\u0642 \u0645\u0631\u062f\u06cc\u0633\u062a \u06a9\u0647 \u062f\u0631\u0622\u0645\u062f\u0634 \u0628\u06cc\u0634\u062a\u0631 \u0627\u0632 \u0645\u0628\u0644\u063a\u06cc \u0628\u0627\u0634\u062f \u06a9\u0647 \u0632\u0646\u0634 \u062e\u0631\u062c \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u062f
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0632\u0646 \u0645\u0648\u0641\u0642 \u0632\u0646\u06cc\u0633\u062a \u06a9\u0647 \u0628\u062a\u0648\u0627\u0646\u062f \u0686\u0646\u06cc\u0646 \u0645\u0631\u062f\u06cc \u0631\u0627 \u067e\u06cc\u062f\u0627 \u06a9\u0646\u062f
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HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
\u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u0627\u06cc\u0646\u06a9\u0647 \u0628\u0627 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0634\u0627\u062f \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u062f \u0628\u0627\u06cc\u062f \u0627\u0648 \u0631\u0627 \u06a9\u0627\u0645\u0644\u0627 \u062f\u0631\u06a9 \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u0648 \u06a9\u0645\u06cc \u062f\u0648\u0633\u062a \u062f\u0627\u0634\u062a\u0647 \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u062f
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
\u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u0627\u06cc\u0646\u06a9\u0647 \u0628\u0627 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0632\u0646 \u0634\u0627\u062f \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u062f \u0628\u0627\u06cc\u062f \u0627\u0648 \u0631\u0627 \u06a9\u0627\u0645\u0644\u0627 \u062f\u0648\u0633\u062a \u062f\u0627\u0634\u062a\u0647 \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u062f \u0648 \u0627\u0635\u0644\u0627 \u0633\u0639\u06cc \u0646\u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u06a9\u0647 \u0627\u0648 \u0631\u0627 \u062f\u0631\u06a9 \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u062f
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LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
\u0645\u0631\u062f\u0627\u0646 \u0645\u062a\u0627\u0647\u0644 \u0628\u06cc\u0634\u062a\u0631 \u0627\u0632 \u0645\u0631\u062f\u0627\u0646 \u0645\u062c\u0631\u062f \u0639\u0645\u0631 \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u0646\u062f \u062f\u0631 \u0639\u0648\u0636 \u0645\u0631\u062f\u0627\u0646 \u0645\u062a\u0627\u0647\u0644 \u0628\u06cc\u0634\u062a\u0631 \u0622\u0631\u0632\u0648\u06cc \u0645\u0631\u06af \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u0646\u062f
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
\u06af\u0631\u0627\u06cc\u0634 \u0628\u0647 \u062a\u063a\u06cc\u06cc\u0631
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
\u0632\u0645\u0627\u0646\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0632\u0646 \u06a9\u0647 \u0628\u0627 \u0645\u0631\u062f\u06cc \u0627\u0632\u062f\u0648\u0627\u062c \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u062f \u0627\u0646\u062a\u0638\u0627\u0631 \u062f\u0627\u0631\u062f \u06a9\u0647 \u0627\u0648 \u062a\u063a\u06cc\u06cc\u0631 \u06a9\u0646\u062f \u0648\u0644\u06cc \u0627\u06cc\u0646\u06af\u0648\u0646\u0647 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u0634\u0648\u062f
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does..
\u0632\u0645\u0627\u0646\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0628\u0627 \u0632\u0646\u06cc \u0627\u0632\u062f\u0648\u0627\u062c \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u062f \u0645\u0637\u0645\u0626\u0646 \u0627\u0633\u062a \u06a9\u0647 \u0622\u0646 \u0632\u0646 \u062a\u063a\u06cc\u06cc\u0631 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u062f \u0648 \u0627\u06cc\u0646\u06af\u0648\u0646\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u0634\u0648\u062f
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
\u0627\u062f\u0628\u06cc\u0627\u062a \u06af\u0641\u062a\u06af\u0648
A woman has the last word in any argument.
\u06cc\u06a9 \u0632\u0646 \u062f\u0631 \u0628\u062d\u062b \u062d\u0631\u0641 \u0622\u062e\u0631 \u0631\u0627 \u0645\u06cc \u0632\u0646\u062f
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
\u0628\u0639\u062f \u0627\u0632 \u0622\u0646\u060c \u0647\u0631 \u062d\u0631\u0641\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0628\u0632\u0646\u062f\u060c \u0634\u0631\u0648\u0639 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0628\u062d\u062b \u062c\u062f\u06cc\u062f \u0627\u0633\u062a
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH\u00a0 LIKE YOU AND TO THE SMART GUYS\u00a0 YOU KNOW CAN HAND\u064d\u064dEL IT
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